Appalachian Trail – FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

Conversations with Gimpy

Scene:
On the Trail in Virginia somewhere….Gimpy is hiking along, enjoying the day and thinking about how many miles she’s going to put in for the day. Heading southbound are two burly-type weekend warrior men carrying HUGE packs and sweating profusely. Gimpy prepares herself for the interrogation.

Warrior: “Hello There!! Are you all alone?”
Gimpy: (looking around her, seeing NO ONE) “Uh, yes.”
Warrior: “Where are you coming from?”
Gimpy: “Georgia.”

Warrior: “Huh? Where are you headed?”
Gimpy: “Maine.” (Gimpy loves the shock value of this)

Warrior: “You’re going to MAINE??? Do you realize you are in VIRGINIA?”
Gimpy: “Well yes it’s going to be a long walk alright.”

Warrior: “What’s the matter, do your feet hurt?”
Gimpy: “No, actually my feet feel great when I hike in sandals.”

Warrior: “Don’t you REALIZE that you are going to hurt your ankle hiking in sandals? That is really not a good idea.”
Gimpy: (thinking to herself, dude I’ve already hiked 800 miles in this pair of sandals which is more than you will probably ever hike in your life)”I’m doing ok so far, but thank you for the concern.”

Warrior: “But you don’t understand that you must hike in boots for the ankle support. You can’t carry a backpack and wear sandals.”
Gimpy: “Well I think I am carrying a backpack and wearing sandals and so far I am doing pretty good but thanks again.”

Warrior: (after giving his friend the old “she’ll NEVER make it to Maine” look)”So what’s your name anyway?”
Gimpy: “Wondergimp.” (actually she didn’t transform into the wonder-hero until PA but it’s good for the story line)

Warrior: “Watergirl?”
Gimpy: “No, Wonder-GIMP.”

Warrior: “What, Wandergint?”
Gimpy: “No, W O N D E R – G I M P.”

Warrior: “Yeah, whatever. So how far are you headed today?”
Gimpy: “Well actually I’ve gotta get going because it’s already 1pm and I’ve got another 10 miles to put in to make it a 20-mile day.”

Warrior: “There is NO WAY you can do another 10 miles this late in the day…we’re only doing 8 miles total and we’ve been out since 8am.”
Gimpy: “Yeah, EXACTLY. Well I have a pizza in town with my name on it so I’ve gotta boogie. Nice meeting you and have a great weekend!”

OK, here are some real FAQ’s

Did you really hike ALONE?

Weren’t you AFRAID?

Weren’t you lonely?

What did you eat?

Where do you get water?

How do you GET to the post office or to town?

Did you see a lot of animals?

How long did it take you?

What was your favorite state?

What was the best thing that happened to you during your hike?

What exactly happened to your foot and how is it now?

WonderGimp on the Appalachian Trail>Back to AT index & List of Journal Entries

If you have additional questions, please email me and I will try to post them here!

Journal Index

Georgia – Overview And the poop on the Trail Divorce

0 (miles from Georgia) – Springer Mountain, Georgia Whose idea was this again??
87.7 – Georgia / North Carolina Aint no all-inclusive package vacation story…
161.7 – Fontana Dam, North Carolina No Rain, No Pain, No Maine
204.6 – Great Smoky Mountains National Park I My deodorant gets the heave-ho!
268.7 – Great Smoky Mountains National Park II The Food Appreciation Trail
336.5 – North Carolina / Tennessee & Trail Names How the Gimp got her name
390.7 – North Carolina / Tennessee The famous Roan Mountain hitch
452.9 – Crossing into Damascus, Virginia 3 states down, 11 to go!
516.7 – Grayson Highlands State Park Roughin it at Partnership Shelter
573.3 – Bland, Virginia My wonderful trail angels!
665.3 – Pearisburg, Virginia The switch from boots to sandals
767.4 – Catawba / Troutville, Virginia Heat wave in Virginia
839.4 – Montebello / Rockfish Gap, Virginia ‘Hiking with Gimpy Sr.
920.0 – Shenandoah National Park Rattlesnakes, Jack Daniels, and bears – oh my!
988.3 – Front Royal, Virginia Invasion of the Boy Scouts
1001.1 – Harper’s Ferry, West Virginia The mental half-way point
1061.4 – Maryland / Pennsyltucky Y’all done drank enough beer!
1123.8 – Duncannon, Pennsylvania The Half-Gallon Challenge
1208.9 – Port Clinton, Pennsylvania $1 Yuengling drafts and the rocks of PA
1283.9 – Pennsylvania / New Jersey Friends and family visit WonderGimp
1334.2 – High Point, New Jersey Rain, rain, rain, trail magic, and more rain
1440.7 – Bear Mountain, New York Hike Naked Day!
1486.1 – Kent, Connecticut Gimpy Sr. and Barkeater hike with W.Gimp
1543.8 – Great Barrington, MassachusettsWelcome to Mosquito Hell
1618.0 – Massachusetts / VermontPhoton and strobe lights for the 4th of July
1687.3 – Killington, Vermont The Inn at the Long Trail
1738.1 – New Hampshire Live Free or Die!
1794.4 – North Woodstock, New Hampshire Gettin’ above treeline
1814.4 – AMC-land, New Hampshire Entering the White Mountains!
1854.0 – Pinkham Notch, New Hampshire Mooning the tourists on Mt. Washington
1869.2 – Gorham, New Hampshire My first Moose sighting!
1920.7 – Andover, Maine The way Life should be…
1979.3 – Rangeley, Maine Closing in on the end
2015.6 – Kennebec River, Maine Eye of the Tiger!
2095.7 – Monson, Maine 100-mile Wilderness
2152.0 – Abol Bridge, Maine Katahdin is in sight!
2167.1 – Baxter Peak, Mount Katahdin, Maine Goodbye Capilene – Hello Cotton!!

Other Pages:
Map – Yep, 14 states
Gear – What to Bring
FAQs – See for yourself
Glossary (learn the AT lingo)
Links to Additional Info
Trail Injuries Everything from blisters to swampfoot
Trail Privies Bring your own TP
Class of 2000 Katahdin Thru-Hiker Pictures

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